What jacket(s) are you wearing at the moment?

Chandler

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You are too kind and I thank you for your generous offer but a better idea is to keep those bones and chew on them yourself, not only will you have healthy teeth and gums but doing so will distract you from stalking and irritating me on VLJ :D
My dental health is outstanding, no need for dog biscuits.

And I'm not stalking you, just working on freeing those dogs from their mundane life of kibble. ;)
 

Micawber

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My dental health is outstanding, no need for dog biscuits.

And I'm not stalking you, just working on freeing those dogs from their mundane life of kibble. ;)
Again you concern is touching but totally unnecessary. Of more concern is your obsession with other people's animals of which you know nothing but I understand the elderly mind can become over focussed on matters that are of no concern to them. My advice is to luck off and get back to focusing on daytime TV before the men in white coats from the institute pay you about armed with one of those jackets with lots of straps that prevent freedom of arm and hand movement. ;)
 
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Chandler

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Again you concern is touching but totally unnecessary. Of more concern is your obsession with other people's animals of which you know nothing but I understand the elderly mind can become over focussed on matters that are of no concern to them. My advice is to luck off and get back to focusing on daytime TV before the men in white coats from the institute pay you about armed with one of those jackets with lots of straps that prevent freedom of arm and hand movement. ;)
Members of PETA are always concerned with the welfare of animals they feel aren't getting the proper attention -- or special treats -- as you are even so bold to admit. So expect the East Anglia branch of the animal Interlopers to be showing up with a truckload of Scooby Snacks for your deprived pups. :D

(All right, enough of this silliness -- to be crystal clear Steve and I have conversed privately in the past and we're both dog people, and I know his pups are well loved. But Steve, daytime TV? C'mon, that's a low-blow for you -- my TV viewing is mostly reserved for BBC America & Acorn TV... :D okay, I almost said that with a straight face... ;)).

Back to today's jackets -- no more "dog fights."
 

Micawber

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Members of PETA are always concerned with the welfare of animals they feel aren't getting the proper attention -- or special treats -- as you are even so bold to admit. So expect the East Anglia branch of the animal Interlopers to be showing up with a truckload of Scooby Snacks for your deprived pups. :D

(All right, enough of this silliness -- to be crystal clear Steve and I have conversed privately in the past and we're both dog people, and I know his pups are well loved. But Steve, daytime TV? C'mon, that's a low-blow for you -- my TV viewing is mostly reserved for BBC America & Acorn TV... :D okay, I almost said that with a straight face... ;)).

Back to today's jackets -- no more "dog fights."
Members of PETA tend to be very thin on the ground in these parts, appreciation of the delicate scroll engraving of a fine best quality Purdey tends to escape them when the ends of the exquisitely struck off and blued barrels are rammed hard up their nostrils in an unfriendly "get off my land" kind of way. An old Baikal 12 bore tends to ruin PETA underwear PDQ too.

So, enough of this frivolity. If you had not noticed before you have actually been off the leash for weeks so no need to hang around me now, instead you are free to take yourself off and play somewhere else, have fun! :D
 

Chandler

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So, enough of this frivolity. If you had not noticed before you have actually been off the leash for weeks so no need to hang around me now, instead you are free to take yourself off and play somewhere else, have fun! :D
Oh, but what would I do without your sage guidance and Solomon-like words of wisdom (if not wit -- and I mean not)?

Oh yeah, I've been getting by just fine, lo these many years. Guess I'll live.

Besides, I seem to be finding it more fun to watch your hackles rise and fall over childish teasing and fun-poking (even though that was far from any original intent) -- my Philip Marlowe sarcasm is more than stoked now -- especially after I'd already shown a sincere flag of truce.
 
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Micawber

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Oh, but what would I do without your sage guidance and Solomon-like words of wisdom (if not wit -- and I mean not)?

Oh yeah, I've been getting by just fine, lo these many years. Guess I'll live.

Besides, I seem to be finding it more fun to watch your hackles rise and fall over childish teasing and fun-poking (even though that was far from any original intent) -- my Philip Marlowe sarcasm is more than stoked now -- especially after I'd already shown a sincere flag of truce.
Oh I get it, this is like one of those kids games when the winner is the one who has the very last word. Well you won't win this one because as soon as hit "post reply" you will be added to my blocked list, so you can chirp, bait and twitter away with your self confessed "childish teasing and fun poking" as much as you like as I won't see it.
See, the trouble is you went a bit far didn't you Mr Marlowe, you just didn't know when to stop, your "sincere flag of truce" got lost coming as it did after another raft of childish blah blah. I'm not alone in thinking this as there are a few others here that think that what started off as a bit of good humoured ribbing on your part moved onto - what was it you called it - ah yes "childish teasing and fun poking" - those of a less generous disposition may call it stalking and trolling. If believing you made my somewhat tired and fatigued post cancer hackles rise then good on you fella, give yourself a pat on the back, I'm glad you have achieved some sense of satisfaction. In reality life is too short for putting up with playground crap Mr Marlowe.
 
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