After long studiing, including self exposure to the virus, I can state: Yes!
The first symptoms of the vintageleatherjacketiitis, that affects often the male popularitiy, are not so severe, they are red eyes from constantly looking in the monitor and reading.
The next step is a slightly regression and causes drooling over pictures of the object of desire.
If the desease spreads further, it causes more and severe regression and you start to develop the typical behavior of our ancestors, you are becoming a hunter/gatherer.
You start watching bays and waiting for prey to appear. After the prey is bagged, the gatherer symptom reach their full charcteristic. The objects of desire are bootlegged in the heousehold and hidden from the investigating looks of the family members. The last step of regression is the changing of behavior. You are suddenly in your teens again and start finding new and often very trasparent excsuses for the packages that arrive at home.
In summary the vintageleatherjacketiitis caused by the VLJ-Virus is highly conatgious, but the outcome is mostly benign. Wheter its occurance is more severe than the watchcollectivits or the shoegatheritis stays open at the moment, further studies pending.
Happy April´s Fools Day!
Mathias
The first symptoms of the vintageleatherjacketiitis, that affects often the male popularitiy, are not so severe, they are red eyes from constantly looking in the monitor and reading.
The next step is a slightly regression and causes drooling over pictures of the object of desire.
If the desease spreads further, it causes more and severe regression and you start to develop the typical behavior of our ancestors, you are becoming a hunter/gatherer.
You start watching bays and waiting for prey to appear. After the prey is bagged, the gatherer symptom reach their full charcteristic. The objects of desire are bootlegged in the heousehold and hidden from the investigating looks of the family members. The last step of regression is the changing of behavior. You are suddenly in your teens again and start finding new and often very trasparent excsuses for the packages that arrive at home.
In summary the vintageleatherjacketiitis caused by the VLJ-Virus is highly conatgious, but the outcome is mostly benign. Wheter its occurance is more severe than the watchcollectivits or the shoegatheritis stays open at the moment, further studies pending.
Happy April´s Fools Day!
Mathias