COVID-19 and Jacket Makers

Micawber

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LOOOOOL! WTF is this? Did they lose their minds or something? You can't walk, you can't drink alcohol, you can't meet with your friends, now you can't get laid as many times as you can. What else will they forbid? Eating? Drinking water? Breathing? BTW, if anyone stop breathing once and for all, there will be no coronavirus pandemic :D
:D:eek:o_O:oops: :D:D:D

WTF is it, irony that's what it is...
 

RainbowStalin

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That's a good one too. I laughed my ass off for two times now :D The only problem is - the good laughter is rare in our days. I have a lot of trouble because of Covid-19 right now. The main is - I have lost my job because of it. And I don't know what to do with it. Maybe some advice? I've heard that the companies are still searching for the sales managers and etc. Maybe this will work?
 

LiquidBlue

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That's a good one too. I laughed my ass off for two times now :D The only problem is - the good laughter is rare in our days. I have a lot of trouble because of Covid-19 right now. The main is - I have lost my job because of it. And I don't know what to do with it. Maybe some advice? I've heard that the companies are still searching for the sales managers and etc. Maybe this will work?
Same shit, buddy. We all have problems with money these days. By the way, being a sales manager requires some special talents. To be honest, I tried to work as sales manager and I failed. It was a goddamn hell for me. If you're capable to sell stuff - go ahead. I prefer to solve the money problem another way. I like gambling. I always was a good poker player and after I had lost my job as a construction worker, I started to gamble. For me it has somehow been easier than selling stuff. One of my friends sent me an article from the professionalrakeback.com site about gambling and I decided to try it. Now I'm a professional poker player, LOL.
 
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LiquidBlue

New Member
When I was a poor sales rep many many moons ago I had a small dog who I called Sales Manager.
You might ask why - well all it did all day long was sit on its arse and whine.
And if you’ve ever had a Sales Manager ....
I laughed my ass off on this one :D But, you're a little wrong. Because sales managers really do something. Telling people bullshit, for example. This was a second reason I quited. My morale doesn't allow me to deceive people.
 
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Ken at Aero Leather

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Looks like we'll all be wearing masks in Scotland now..........


The latest trend in home made masks is to make one from an old bra but, please only use the left breast cup...................nobody want's to look a right tit in their mask, now do they?

On the subject of a right pair of tits, I'm thinking about getting a set of these for myself and Mrs Ken for when we next venture down to the offie

 

STEVE S.

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Looks like we'll all be wearing masks in Scotland now..........


The latest trend in home made masks is to make one from an old bra but, please only use the left breast cup...................nobody want's to look a right tit in their mask, now do they?

On the subject of a right pair of tits, I'm thinking about getting a set of these for myself and Mrs Ken for when we next venture down to the offie

over here, the feminists are all converting their pink vagina protest hats into face masks. Only problem they are having with them is figuring out why their breath smells so bad now.. ;)
 

Flash Badger

Active Member
Don't know if you've seen the one whe Janey G is in the crowd while NS is talking Peter. They have a wee bit banter and I think Nicola comes over as very normal and funny. I've always like NS and how she deals with personal shecht she gets and how she responds to the "McCannae" clan.

Garry
 

Ken at Aero Leather

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Don't know if you've seen the one whe Janey G is in the crowd while NS is talking Peter. They have a wee bit banter and I think Nicola comes over as very normal and funny. I've always like NS and how she deals with personal shecht she gets and how she responds to the "McCannae" clan.

Garry
Got a link?
 

petermack09

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Don't know if you've seen the one whe Janey G is in the crowd while NS is talking Peter. They have a wee bit banter and I think Nicola comes over as very normal and funny. I've always like NS and how she deals with personal shecht she gets and how she responds to the "McCannae" clan.

Garry
I’ve see most of them,,but what really make me laugh is the wee woman who occasionally does the signing,,,you know the one that is totally over the top,,ffs I wouldn’t like her to catch me sneaking a jacket into the house,she would batter lumps out me ,,
 

Ken at Aero Leather

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Still locked down up here say's Nicola...........stay in the hoose but use the garden
Could be worse,. I hear guns are selling faster than food in the good old US of A as folk arm up to protect their Cornflakes from intruders
Reminded me of this..............surely the answer to the gun debate

 
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