COVID-19 and Jacket Makers

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You gotta point there Couchy. I’m Guilty as charged. How often do we sit on the sidelines and point the finger at those doin all the work
 

Ken at Aero Leather

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Couchy

During WW2 we all stood arm in arm to defend our countrymen and women against an enemy trying to destroy our way of life, evedry little bit helped
Today standing arm in arm is the worst thing we could do, a careless contact could kill, a bit like careless talk 75 years ago
That's why those not doing essential work should stay at home
 

Ken at Aero Leather

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For some reason this keeps crossing my mind
Courtesy of Billy Connolly
During the First World War a Scottish piper in France was leading 4 Scottish fighters across no-man’s land between the trenches. As they marched towards the enemy the piper was playing a grand swirling attack tune.
Dee-dee diddle-de-diddle-de-diddle-dee
The 4 fighters and the piper were striding on but a burst of machine-gun fire came from inside the German trench.
Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack
One of the soldiers fell mortally wounded, so now there was just 3 fighters and the piper but they carried on marching.
Dee-dee diddle-de-diddle-de-diddle-dee
More machine gun fire came from the Germans
Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack
Another brave fighter fell dead so now there were just 2 soldiers left marching behind the piper.
Dee-dee diddle-de-diddle-de-diddle-dee
Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack
Another soldier dropped dead leaving just one Scottish fighter and the piper at which point that soldier turned to the piper and said;
Can you no play something they bloody like?

In today.s term, could you not have stayed at home? nobody needs a leather jacket that badly
 

Flash Badger

Active Member
Same language mate, just a different accent. The trick is to stop listening to the accent and listen to what she’s saying. It’s a comedy skit mind you so the tone is cranked up but that doesn’t mean there aren’t people who sound like in Scotland!
 

RainbowStalin

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More official advice from Holyrood...........sex during Corona shut down

LOOOOOL! WTF is this? Did they lose their minds or something? You can't walk, you can't drink alcohol, you can't meet with your friends, now you can't get laid as many times as you can. What else will they forbid? Eating? Drinking water? Breathing? BTW, if anyone stop breathing once and for all, there will be no coronavirus pandemic :D
 
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